"There were authentic hat-wearing cowboys, native Mexicans in straw hats and even a guy in Wranglers jeans and a checkered, square-dancing-type shirt who looked a lot like President George W. Bush...!" < more>

"That was the month all the preachers bought Playboy. Yeah, sure. Of course, when Jimmy Swaggart got into trouble, all the preachers went out and bought Penthouse..." < more>

"...caption inserted at the bottom of the page explained that not only wouldn't [he] put his hand on his heart, he wouldn't give the Pledge of Allegiance..." < more>

"Yeah, nobody around here likes him... he didn't even carry this state when he was first elected..." < more>

"All that they meant was that ages before Zeus became an Eternal Almighty God in Greece, he had been a simple, old-fashioned Sun-king..." < more>

"I will not leave your soul in hell and your flesh shall not see corruption..." < more>

"What was unbelievable was seeing footage of women undergoing painful leg-lengthening procedures...to try and gain a foot or two in height...!" < more>

"Well, that just shows how far behind you are, fella, because those people knew that that was no snake talking to them anyway...!" < more>

"You used to be a good writer... This website of yours is a joke. It looks like all you're doing is quoting your pastor...!" < more>

"Notice how... it's all about the tantalizing of the five senses and the reverence of pomp and circumstance, beautiful buildings and colorfully garbed 'men of the cloth...'" < more>

"I've observed this through the years -- the closer you get to death the harder you try to prove you're not dying..." < more>

"'If that's what you say I am, that's what I am.' Then she booked it out of the place just like the dirty little thief she was..." < more>

"Newspaper columnist Ann Coulter was dead wrong the other month when she made headlines for saying on a cable news talk show that Christians were 'perfected Jews'..." < more>

"He says, 'You know, you come up with all the wrong answers. What have I ever asked of you...?!" < more>

"Micah had said, 'Bethlehem, you're a little hole in the wall over there and yet something great's gonna come from you...'" < more>

"Christmas represents not the birth of Christ, but is the time of His conception! His birth was actually in September...!" < more>

"The majority of people pass the Book off as simply being inspired in the same way, say, as William Shakespeare's tragedies, or Homer's Odyssey, or Mohammed's Koran, or Dante's Divine Comedies..." < more>

"Obviously tremendous pressure is being brought on these young men in a strange land to be like the system and go along with it. Every opportunity's being given them to do just that. These guys are up against it..." < more>

"'Beware of the scribes, which love to go in long clothing,' referring to the robes..." < more>

"The w-o-r-d-s are important -- not just the phrases, not just the concepts, not just the ideas, not just the sense and flow. That's all important, but the words..." < more>

"A doctor can write down a phrase in Latin and know a hundred years from now it'll mean the same thing it does right now..." < more>

"'God' is a corrupt authority figure... whose mission is to control people and deny their free will. Lyra, a 12-year-old girl... winds up saving the world by conquering the all-powerful yet evil leader..." < more>

"Physical eating and drinking -- even of Christ's flesh and blood -- could not save a soul..." < more>

"When that city comes down and lands on Planet Earth and dwells there, it's done..." < more>