"And you, my friend -- right here in the technological age in which we live, in which communication is the name of the game -- you are more susceptible to this than in any other time in human history..." < more>

"...every now and then you have to defrag it. Your hard drive gets so fragmented that it slows down and it just won't work. If you want to speed it up, defrag it..." < more>

"'I can't sleep at night. My mind won't quit working. My emotions are all torn apart. Even in the night when I ought to be able to sleep it's murder to me; it's torment to me..." < more>

"Some people go out into the evil things of the world and dissipate themselves... they never seek to enlighten the other side... Then there are other people who... seek enlightenment... seek to better others and themselves. But all of it...is all activity the flesh produces and they both produce pride..." < more>

"Some would argue, you know, in some of the books of the New Testament, the ending of the Book of Job is different. I think, if I'm not mistaken, there's one book where there's a more optimistic ending, which we believe was tacked on later..." < more>

"And He's going to kindle it... getting the coals hot... that burning fiery furnace. . . being seven times more than it was... hotter than any fire the world's ever known, or ever seen, or ever experienced..." < more>

"...and then doubt came into her mind about whether she really wanted to leave her china, and the drapes, and the house, and the pictures, and the reputation and the friends... And she stopped, and she turned around for one more look..." < more>

"The more the three of us conversed, the more upset I noticed his wife became. I even saw that she was folding... my website address... I'd given her into a tiny cigarette-sized form..." < more>

"...the city was laden with fear and uncertainty. Today, much of that has dissipated, though sorrow and, for many, anger persist. He decided to burrow anew into the difficult question..." < more>

"I asked a guy, 'Well, what does that book teach?' and he said, 'I don't know, we can't read it.' I said, 'You mean you don't know how to read it?' and he said, 'No, we CAN'T read it.' ...At night they take the thing and put it over in a little closet on the side of the room and worship it..." < more>

"We talk about how history repeats itself. If you look back and study history, examining the great events that have taken place, you see certain things repeat themselves over and over and over again..." < more>

"And I've worked with people in rescue missions, and seen derelicts where booze, and drugs and gambling, had destroyed their whole lives -- lost their families, everything, down to nothing -- and I've watched those people be just as proud as they could be..." < more>

"Just this afternoon I got a phone call from a friend in rural Alabama who told me her 10-year-old daughter approached her the other night about wanting to 'go Goth', or wear all-black clothes to school..." < more>

"An average blonde person has 145,000 hairs on the head, a brunette has 120,000 and a red head has 90,000. So if you've got all those hairs on your head... You're more valuable than a bunch of birds...!" < more>

"The president of Vassar College once observed that college has ruined many a good truck driver..." < more>

"'Oh listen, the world out there, I know, thinks that we're a bunch of kooks, and fanatic nuts, and I know they do. And I just tell them, Hey, ''live it for 70 or 80 years...'' '" < more>

"'You guys are a bunch of ignorant, superstitious nincompoops. You've got a lot of human viewpoint; you've got a lot of ideas, but I know where you got them from. You really stole them...'" < more>

"Phil asks him, 'What are you proud of?' and the guy told him about the kids he teaches at school. And Phil said, 'No, I mean what are you proud of about you...?'" < more>

"If you're going to study geography or algebra, you study the subject, you don't study books about them..." < more>

"He said it sounded like they were trying to mimic Jews speaking Hebrew, but were using nonsensical words and it sounded like gibberish..." < more>

"The world's going to hell in a hand-basket. But do you notice it never does get there? ...Grandkids are God's rewards for not killing your own kids..." < more>

"'When fans accuse me of sadism, which doesn't happen very often, I feel I'm toughening them up... '" < more>

"One of the fascinating things about how deceptive our heart can be is in excessive generosity..." < more>

"It is also asserted that no soldier who carried this standard ever fell from any dark calamity such as is want to befall soldiers in war, or was wounded, or taken prisoner..." < more>

"Like a boiling pot and he sits there and holds the lid that's jiggling, ready to blow. He can keep it like this because he's smarter... more devious, more scheming, more wily and tricky..." < more>

"You know why lost people can't save themselves? Same reason a dead guy can't get out of a coffin. He's dead...!" < more>

"...a tattoo stretching the length between her shoulders that reads 'Hot and Sexy' and sports darting red flames. Tied around her neck backwards so its pendant drapes down over the tattoo is an expensive-looking gold Cross necklace studded with diamonds..." < more>

"...actually able to make a pillow out of the lion and go to sleep that night all warm and comfy, safe in the knowledge that the ferocious beast wouldn't bother him at all..." < more>

"Then louder, faster. JONAS, JONAS, JONAS. With the chant, Jonas knew, the community was accepting him and his new role... He did not know what his selection meant. He did not know what he was to become..." < more>

"...the world, or earth, will never come to an end... Ignore this fact and confusion must inevitably result; accept it and a hundred seeming contradictions... disappear..." < more>

"It's like the Dan Ryan freeway is all yours and there's no rush hour coming to fight..." < more>

"The silly thing can't even move itself across the room.... when you want to vacuum, you got to pick it up and move it! It's totally helpless but what do you do?! You fall down and worship the thing...!" < more>