"When you move from the old covenant to the new covenant, you move from a short-account system to an absolute clearing of the issue..." < more>

"Cmon, WAKE UP! Go learn the doctrine so you can teach it to me! What are you wasting your time out there in the world for?! What are you wasting your time trying to be in the wrong program...?" < more>

"...personal ministry mansion and two-story home is over 12,000 sq ft. ...behind two secured gates in the richest neighborhood in America and has been estimated at over $12 million... sky limousine, a Gulstream G4, is estimated to be worth $50 million... has two full-time pilots and... a gold-plated interior..." < more>

"It looked like a big softball stuck out the side of his face... Well, when we hit about 37,000 feet he passed out..." < more>

"Somebody would be picked up for shoplifting in England and given seven years in exile in Australia. The problem was once their sentence had been served, they weren't provided boat fare home..." < more>

"'Well, you're not making any points with me using that message. You're scaring me... Everybody is just programmed by whatever religion they were raised to believe...'" < more>

"When Paul says, 'Let him be accursed,' he means, 'Cut that dude off!' Don't have anything to do with him! Now if you've got an NIV, it says, 'Let him be eternally damned.' ... The word 'accursed' means to be 'cut off'..." < more>

"...gave Jonah a job and Jonah hit the road. He ran. They threw him out of the boat, the whale swallowed him up, he goes down into hell, the whale spits him out, resurrects him, burps him out on the land..." < more>

"The great majority of people who call themselves witches . . . follow the nature-oriented polytheistic worship of the Great Mother Goddess whose names include Diana..." < more>

"The message is, 'Don't be a Martha; be a Mary...' The old Hee-Haw song of, 'Gloom, despair and agony on me' is the theme song for a Martha..." < more>

"The problem in the government school system is not that they don't have enough money. The problem is they're using a flawed system of education that started with John Dewey in the first half of the last century..." < more>

"I purposely looked for people who seemed down in the dumps, knowing Valentines Day can be very depressing. When I came up to this one guy with my tract in hand and said, 'I'd like to give you this free information about Jesus Christ,' he simply grunted in a low voice, 'Stick it up your ass...'" < more>

"Who is this running off at the mouth, talking about stuff they don't know anything about and making people not know what's going on...?!" < more>

"When I was 30 I thought, 'Boy, was I dumb when I was 20,' and when I was 40, I thought I was dumb when I was 30, and then when I was 45, I thought I was dumb when I was 40..." < more>

"Give me some experience, give me some time to develop some ideas, give me some ethics to live by and I'll make myself happy. And what you realize is you just keep falling short.." < more>

"Intellectuals tend to gravitate toward theological systems that hinge on self-discipline. What's funny, though, is they foolishly fall for the dumbest in superstitious nonsense..." < more>

"That's why we go around the country, jump up and down, spit fire on the pavement, pull our hair out, scream, talk crazy..." < more>

"...if you don't have fruit and more fruit you're an unprofitable vine and He'll come along and snip you off and cast you into the fire. So you've got to get out there and bear some fruit...!" < more>

"'What five minutes would you like to take of your life, and I'll let all of your eternity hang on that five minutes,' I don't have five minutes I'd want to put on the table! I mean, I wouldn't even put five minutes when I was asleep...!" < more>

"Now you tell me... does it sound like a good thing or a bad thing to be rich? ... 'It's easier for a camel to go through a needles eye'? That's an impossibility, isn't it? That's why all the new Bibles re-translate that to 'the gate of the city' and all that kind of stuff..." < more>

"They like thinking it's all about their big brains, personal discipline, high ethical standards, heart for the downtrodden, on and on..." < more>

"Boy, doesn't that just succinctly sum up the kind of dysfunctional couples issues you hear hashed out all the time anymore on daytime talk shows like Dr. Phil and Oprah...?!" < more>

"Church steeples and obelisks originate from the Tower of Babel, showing yet another example of how thoroughly Satan's religious system permeates our world..." < more>

"And the alderman was shown saying, 'Chicago's no sissy town. It's a blue-collar working town that works,' and all this stuff. And I began to appreciate, Yeah, there is a spirit that goes with a city... What's that all about...?" < more>

"'It's as if someone has opened a book in front of my eyes,' she said, describing a sort of dizziness that seizes her, 'and I just read them out, whatever language they are in.' That is all the more mysterious, she said, because she cannot read or write, even in her native language, Khmer..." < more>

"There's a natural tendency to want to avoid fighting, but the fact is, unless you're just going to capitulate, lay down and be willing to be a slave, war is going to be a reality..." < more>

"There isn't any room in my heaven and earth for anybody who says he's me. No room out there. I've been all over creation; I've looked, I've seen; there isn't anybody like me out there..." < more>

"You know who they are? The Father, Jesus and Mary. I couldn't make this stuff up to make it any more ludicrous! You don't have to make it up; you just read it...!" < more>

"Catholicism, from its inception, is a take-off on Baal worship and represents the modern-day manifestation of it... Many Catholics aren't aware of this but the worship of Mary as the Queen of Heaven has its roots in Baal worship..." < more>

"It's always something that has nothing to do with them because they don't drink, smoke, cuss, eat too much, look at dirty magazines, cheat on their taxes, lie to their bosses, etc..." < more>

"I read about quantum physics and all this kind of stuff the scientists do. I'm fascinated by it. I don't understand it, but the thing that comforts me is that the people who study it don't understand it either..." < more>

"All that stuff is based on the assumption that there's this secret plan and secret will for your life..." < more>

"'Do your parents have any books that they read perhaps in secret? Let's play a little game, bring it in and we'll have a peek.' Of course she dug up this book... When she left school that day, she was met by two men who said, 'You'll never see your parents again.' And she never has..." < more>

"For the past five years, I've actually been pulling abandonded chairs off the streets in midtown Manhattan... I figure I've got enough room in my new living room for 15 adults to sit comfortably..." < more>